The Secret Diet Plan
A husband and wife decided to go on a diet together to shed a few pounds before their vacation. They agreed to encourage each other...
Jokes
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Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations!...
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The Brazen Student and the Unforgettable Exam Exit
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put...
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Married life after 60
Married life after 60 ????????During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said:“I am...
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Kangaroo’s Rainy Day
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could...
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The Morning Coffee Challenge
A husband and wife were having a friendly argument about who should brew the morning coffee. The wife said, “You should do it because you...
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The Speeding Ticket Excuse
A police officer pulled over a man for speeding. As the officer approached the car, he noticed that the man’s wife was frantically trying to...
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The Mislabeled Fish
A man went to a seafood restaurant and ordered a seafood platter. When the dish arrived, he noticed something unusual. He called the waiter and...
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I just don’t wanna go to school!
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom : But you have to go...
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The Penguin’s Beach Day
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why...
